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After dropping our compiled list of distinct amazing facts about women here yesterday, we deemed it paramount to ensure gender equality. Therefore, it is now time to explore those qualities men unknowingly and uniquely have. Kindly take your time and go through. Your criticisms and addition to this unending list will be appreciated.
40 STRANGE BUT TRUE FACTS ABOUT MEN
1. If you shake your groove thing in front of a man, you’re pretty much guaranteed to have anything you want.
2. Men enjoy long romantic walks to the beer fridge.
3. Men waste thousands of gallons of fuel every year, driving around while not asking for directions.
4. Men can slip into a coma while sitting in a retail store chair waiting for you to come out of the fitting room.
5. 50% of men claim they would feel comfortable if their girlfriend had a lesbian lover. Ohh. Emmm. Geeeh.
6. Putting toilet paper on the roll is not common sense, it’s a super power. Apparently only women have this magical power.
7. For the love of Pete, what is the big deal about golf ?! It’s a big patch of grass with a little dimpled ball… MmmKay.
Rocket science for boys.
8. Men roll their eyes at words like ” commitment, and change the toilet paper roll ”
9. If you find dirty socks and underwear near-to or semi-near the hamper, there is a man nearby.
Note : He will claim innocence.
10. A woman speaks about 7,000 words a day; a man speaks about 2,000.
11. If it’s attention that you want, don’t get in a relationship with a man during playoff season.
12. Men do things that make us go aaaackkkkkk and make us go ahhhhhhhhh all at once. How weird.
13. The front lawn is the Holy Land. It’s not to be messed with.
14. Men like gadgets with lots of fancy shiny black buttons. It makes them feel dang important.
15. Dear men, your Mother is not a saint. A saint would have taught you to put the lid down.
16. When men talk with food in their mouth, it makes you want to reach right across the table and slap them with a hot dog while mumbling the word wanker under your breath.
17. If men make the bed and do the laundry, we will gasp.
18. Enough already with the combover. It has never once fooled anyone into thinking you have hair. Never. Not once. Ever. In the history of ever.
19. Breathing like a normal person seems like no biggie to women. For the love of all things holy..
Dear, grizzly Adams… what the hell is up with your snoring?
You can shake down a small village with that roar.
20. It’s easier for a man to buy a bathing suit :
Women have two types : depressing and more depressing.
Men have two types : sexy-cool and a horrific-speedo.
21. Booby kryptonite : Dear men, they are just boobs. Breathe. Do you want to know who else has boobs? Your Mom.
22. It’s funny how men are brave enough to go to war, but shudder at the thought of a bikini wax.
23. Men would rather take a bullet than pick up tampons at the grocery store.
24. After a bottle of champagne, they start licking faces. It makes you want to punch them and kiss them all at once.
25. Men like to barbecue. They suddenly like to cook if danger and fire are involved. Weird how that happens.
26. Let’s face it, they go a little bit bonkers if you don’t change the oil in your car. Whatevs. Oil schmoil.
27. Bad boys are like cupcakes. They are delicious for two nibbles and then you start to hate yourself.
28. Getting a man organized is like herding a cat or pushing a rope uphill.
29. You can praise them, but go easy on the pedal or Mr. Stud muffin will puff up like a peacock.
30. Honest to Pete… do you have an unfinished project in your household that can only be completed by a man !?! Light it on fire.
Done. Project complete.
31. Men drink well with others and don’t need any coaxing or provocation.
32. Most men have a disease. It’s called open-cupboard-itis. It can also be commonly referred to as open-drawer-itis. Even when dealt with swiftly, this contagious disease re-occurs over and over again.
Lather. Rinse. Repeat.
33. Poor man-baby, you’re sick. Pam, can you call my Mom ?
34. Crying in front of a man, is technically blackmail. Use sparingly and only in an emergency. Be prepared to look like a hot mess for it to truly be effective.
35. Most men own three pairs of shoes. Tops. Don’t ask them for fashion advice. It isn’t going to happen.
Unless you’re naked.
36. Truth bomb : Women don’t dress like the Victoria’s Secret models. Men don’t act like soap opera dudes.
Love them anyway.
37. If something can be interpreted in two ways, and one of the ways makes a woman sad or angry… generally, a man meant the other one.
Happy wife, happy life.
38. Whenever possible, say whatever you have to say during playoff commercials only. Then. And only then.
Any other time… all bets are off.
39. Don’t ask them what they’re thinking. Men can think about nothing for hours.
40. How to love a man :
There, tucked in neatly between the messy, pain in the ass moments with a man… you will find the sweet spot.
The beautiful soul. The kind heart.
The man, who would lay down his life for you. Especially if you were naked.
Other Facts about men:
1. There is a method to find out whether your boyfriend is unfaithful or not. Find out your boyfriend’s IQ, studies show that unfaithful men have lower IQ’s.
2. It is funny to know that staring at women, men spend almost a year of their lives.
3. This is horrifying!! Half of all women who die from homicides are killed by former or current partners or husbands.
4. Men are liars, they lie 6 times a day on an average, where as women lie 3 times a day.
5. Men will be worried to know that 50% is their lifetime risk of developing cancer.
6. If you’re a man, better not to put your laptop on your lap – if it feels hot, it may cause infertility.
7. How much time do you spend for shaving? Studies show that on an average a man spends almost six months shaving in his lifetime .
8. It is interesting to know that men with shaved heads are perceived 13% stronger and as an inch taller than men with hair.
9. Have you ever observed that men with higher levels of satisfaction with their marriages have attractive wives according to a study.
10. You will be surprised to hear that a 99-year-old man divorced after 77 years of marriage. He divorced his 96-year-old wife because he had discovered about an affair she had in the 1940’s.
11. This one is weird! In India, a man married a dog.
12. A man bought a house in 2013, next to his ex-wife just to install a giant middle finger statue so that she would see it everyday.
13. Smoking causes impotence in men.Hope you quit smoking after reading this.
14. Do you know that men were the first to wear high heels, women began wearing them to look more masculine.
15. It is difficult to believe that men are more likely to commit suicide than women, in countries such as Russia and Brazil, these rates among men are up to six times higher than those for women.
16. The first Father’s day celebration was held on June 19,1910 in the U.S., in Spokane, Washington, and was conceived by Sondra Dodd. After listening about Mother’s Day , Dodd wished to have Father’s day for recognition for her father as well.
17. Approximately there are 64.3 million fathers in U.S.A out of 151 million men currently living.
18. It is interesting to know that adult male has about 50% less body fat and 50% more muscle mass than the average adult female.
19. Males are more likely targets to both male and female offenders.Men are 10 times more likely to commit murder and men are four times more likely to be murdered than women, according to the U.S. Department of Justice.
20. Higher levels of testosterone in men and boys cause greater levels of competition, aggression, self-reliance and self-assertion than in women.
21. Men abuse drugs and alcohol more than women!!Men are nearly two times more likely than women to abuse recreational drugs like cocaine and marijuana and thrice as likely to abuse alcohol. 22. Men account for more on-the-job fatalities, they account 94% of all on-the-job fatalities and men currently represent 50% of the U.S. workforce.
23. Boys are more likely to be diagnosed with attention deficit and hyperactivity disorder than girls, the chances are three times more likely for these disorders.
24. Teenage boys represent more than 75% of the children referred to special education in the U.S. and are four times more likely than girls to drop out of school.
25. Girls are less likely to be diagnosed with autistic spectrum disorder than boys, which is around 3 to 4 times.
26. The symbol for the planet Mars, a circle with a small arrow protruding from it, is also the biological symbol for the male sex.
27. This one is interesting- For the first six weeks after conception, all human embryos develop as a default female child. After the sixth week of development, the SRY gene on the Y chromosome will begin to produce androgen, primarily testosterone that inhibits the further development of female characteristics and encourages the development of male characteristics if the embryo is male.
28. Approximately 33% of men have been circumcised, worldwide. In the U.S. approximately 56% of boy babies born are circumcised at birth, which is declining.
29. While both girls’ and boys’ voices will change dramatically during puberty, there is dramatic change in a boy’s voice, sometimes dropping a whole octave in tone.
30. Boys experience puberty between the ages of 12 and 14 typically, a time in which the growth spurt occur, the secondary sex characteristics develop to begin and the voice changes to its lower timbre and puberty occurs later in girls of the same age group.
31. The brains of adult men are larger in total size than the brains of women, which is around 10%. This is because men generally have more muscle mass and a larger stature than women, their brains require more neurons to control the body.
32. Scientists have discovered that women’s and men’s brain function somewhat differently. Men tend to use only one side of their brain at a time, when focused on a task, devoting all of their concentration and attention to the task at hand. On the other hand, women, tend to use both sides of brain at the same time, making them adept at multitasking.
33. 1 out of 4 men love to spend their loose change on Chinese takeaway.
34. Most of the young men feel that a large pay check and career success is one of the most important things in life, which is around 59%. 35. Most men today think that they have it harder than previous generations did, but it is not true. -
Sources: www.spinfold.com and www.lynneknowlton.com
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